I know an old lady who swallowed some gin
			I don't know why she swallowed the gin
			I think she'll win


			I know an old lady who swallowed some scotch
			She scratched her crotch and downed the scotch
			She swallowed the scotch to chase the gin
			But I don't know why she swallowed the gin
			I think she'll win


			I know an old lady who shot vermouth
			How uncouth to shoot vermouth!
			Etc.


			I know an old lady who guzzled some cider
			Which fizzled and wizzled and spizzled insider her


			I know an old lady who shot tequila
			She let out a squeal-a and shot the tequila
			She shot the tequila to kill the cider


			I know an old lady who swallowed some salt
			It wasn't her fault she forgot the salt!


			I know an old lady who drank triple sec
			She said, "What the heck!" and swallowed the sec


			I know an old lady who swallowed some rum
			She started to cum as she swallowed the rum


			I know an old lady who swallowed some vodka
			She let out an odd ca' as she swallowed the vodka


			I know an old lady who drank creme de menthe
			It was her tenth so she drank creme de menthe


			I know an old lady who swallowed some brandy
			She thought it was candy so she swallowed the brandy


			I know an old lady who drank amaretto
			No one in the ghetto would drink amaretto

			
			I know an old lady who swallowed kahlua
			What an odd thing to do'a, to swallow kahlua			


			I know an old lady who swallowed some beer
			Oh how queer, to swallow some beer!


			I know an old lady who swallowed some schnapps
			She just opened her chops and she swallowed the schnapps


			I know an old lady who swallowed some wine
			By then it was fine to swallow the wine


			I know an old lady who swallowed some whiskey
			It made her quite frisky to swallow the whiskey


			I know an old lady who swallowed some ouzo
			She could still choose zo she swallowed the ouzo


			I know an old lady who drank Irish cream
			She let out a scream and down went the cream


			I know an old lady who swallowed some ale
			She turned very pale and she swallowed the ale


			I know an old lady who swallowed some bourbon
			She put on a turban and swallowed the bourbon


			I know an old lady who drank everclear
			She had no fear to drink everclear
			She drank everclear to chase the bourbon
			She swallowed the bourbon to chase the ale
			She swallowed the ale to chase the cream
			She swallowed the cream to chase the ouzo
			She swallowed the ouzo to chase the whiskey
			She swallowed the whiskey to chase the wine
			She swallowed the wine to chase the schnapps
			She swallowed the schnapps to chase the beer
			She swallowed the beer to chase the kahlua
			She swallowed kahlua to chase amaretto
			She drank amaretto to chase the brandy
			She swallowed the brandy to chase creme de menthe
			She drank creme de menthe to chase the vodka
			She swallowed the vodka to chase the rum
			She swallowed the rum to chase triple sec
			She drank triple sec to chase the salt
			She swallowed the salt to chase the tequila
			She swallowed tequila to kill the cider
			She swallowed the cider to chase the vermouth
			She shot the vermouth to chase the scotch
			She swallowed the scotch to chase the gin
			But I don't know why she swallowed the gin
			I think she'll win

			I knew an old lady who drank anisette
			She's drunk, you bet!