Con Com committee
		Fhannies at your feet
		Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
		Who counts the money
		When the budget's due?
		Running through the hotel
		Takes its toll on you


		Tuesday night you lost the registrations
		Wednesday evening's fhan group bought a gun
		Thursday night the Guest of Honor cancelled
		See how they run....


		Con Com committee
		Lying on the bed
		With a great big ice pack sitting on your head


		See how it runs....


		Con Com committee
		Looking like a slob
		Wondering why the hell you ever wanted this job!

	
		Friday night the con skit got arrested
		Saturday the con ran out of rum
		Sunday morn the donuts were infested
		See how they run....


		Con Com committee
		Fhannies at your feet
		Wonder how you manage to make ends meet